Stroppy Cow

just your average teen who loves reading and music, but is so having an affair with starbucks. i'll post/reblog things that deal with all my crazy fandoms along with whatever i feel like. go ahead and follow to try to keep up with everything :D
Posts I Like

bagmilk:

what kind of name is janice

(via officialwhitegirls)

Asker Anonymous Asks:
omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???
stroppycow stroppycow Said:

the-kellin-under-the-vic:

This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material

jabllon:

peanutbutterlov-er:

clittyslickers:

very into charts about naps

This is very useful for when I go back to uni.

"No, professor, I was not sleeping, I was taking the NASA nap."

(via may10baby)

camwyn:

lolshtus:

Finally, I Get To Know What They Mean

Man, nobody ever told me these either. It would’ve been nice to have a clue about the ones for ‘bleach’ and ‘dry clean’, because they’re about as intuitive as a broken electric door.

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catchaglimpseofalleble:

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER
WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

Oh i get it now.

catchaglimpseofalleble:

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER

WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

Oh i get it now.

(via may10baby)

whiteboyfriend:

I JUST REALIZED THE GOODWILL LOGO SMILE IS ALSO THE LETTER G

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tupacvevo:

tupacvevo:

someone give me a job

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i was thinking something in retail

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